Arnbugbum is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, duplicitous tapir.

Arnbugbum created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnbugbum, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Arnbugbum, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Arnbugbum's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Arnbugbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not kill porpoises.

3. Erect seven carbon sculptures of Arnbugbum on top of important buildings.

4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

5. Never eat bark.