Bud is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, fussy alligator.

Bud created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bud, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bud, it will torture you forever.

Bud's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bud's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not hurt rats.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never wear mauve kilts.