Vadmitdot is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, flying parrot.

Vadmitdot created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Vadmitdot, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vadmitdot, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Vadmitdot's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Vadmitdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn boots.

2. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Vadmitdot in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near sharks while wearing mauve rings and balancing four silicon spheres on your neck.

4. Vadmitdot loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.