Higbifmob is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, omnipotent mouse.

Higbifmob created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Higbifmob, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Higbifmob, it will turn you into a puffin.

Higbifmob's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Higbifmob's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry porpoises.

2. Never think ill of sick doves.

3. Never feed lots of pineapples to mites while wearing red shorts.

4. Always help sick nematodes.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.