Limtargpidzan Sandmilhugdonvagtamdav is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, emotional armadillo.

Limtargpidzan Sandmilhugdonvagtamdav created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limtargpidzan Sandmilhugdonvagtamdav, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Limtargpidzan Sandmilhugdonvagtamdav, it will turn you into a mouse.

Limtargpidzan Sandmilhugdonvagtamdav's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Limtargpidzan Sandmilhugdonvagtamdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat beans.

2. Always wear green.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.