Fudzanyogflag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, conceited tapir.

Fudzanyogflag created the cosmos seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudzanyogflag, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fudzanyogflag, it will think nothing of it.

Fudzanyogflag's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Fudzanyogflag's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never hurt dolphins.

5. Do not stand on grass.