Fid is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, amazing newt.

Fid created the solar system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fid, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fid, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fid's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Fid's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention frogs.

2. Always help sick squirrels.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always help tapirs in need.

5. Always pray immersed in water.