Vagpakdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, temperamental hummingbird.

Vagpakdoss created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vagpakdoss, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vagpakdoss, he will destroy your home solar system.

Vagpakdoss' most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Vagpakdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Run away from gray voles, for they are unholy.

3. Never hurt frogs.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Vagpakdoss on top of all buildings.

5. Put Vagpakdoss first in all things.