Cissmet is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fast mink.

Cissmet created light six million years ago.

If you believe in Cissmet, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cissmet, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cissmet's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cissmet's Holy Commandments

1. Cissmet loves otters, so they must be respected.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

5. Cissmet must be the most important thing in your life.