Vabtarpont is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish
hummingbird.
Vabtarpont created the universe two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Vabtarpont, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Vabtarpont, it will cry a lot.
Vabtarpont's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.
Vabtarpont's Holy Commandments1. You must love Vabtarpont.
2. Hide if nine dolphins approach from the north.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vabtarpont.
4. Do not eat nuts.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.