Tambapmab is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, ruthless
parrot.
Tambapmab created the Sun seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tambapmab, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Tambapmab, it will turn you into a giant slug.
Tambapmab's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.
Tambapmab's Holy Commandments1. Never think about moons.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Do not dye your hair red.
4. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Tambapmab in the centre of the settlement.
5. Feed all hungry nematodes.