Rulgaddoss is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonourable dragon.

Rulgaddoss created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rulgaddoss, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rulgaddoss, he will turn you into a tree.

Rulgaddoss' most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Rulgaddoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Erect a giant green sculpture of Rulgaddoss in the centre of the settlement.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Hide if three aardvarks approach from the south.

5. Always help turtles.