Jenfumloopveenrulyat is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, strong mole.

Jenfumloopveenrulyat created time and space eight million years ago.

If you believe in Jenfumloopveenrulyat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jenfumloopveenrulyat, it will come to you in dreams.

Jenfumloopveenrulyat's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Jenfumloopveenrulyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Erect four copper sculptures of Jenfumloopveenrulyat on top of important buildings.

3. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think about comets.