Weefuttom is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, boastful wyvern.

Weefuttom created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Weefuttom, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Weefuttom, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Weefuttom's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Weefuttom's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Weefuttom.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

5. Do not eat gooseberries.