Kommisshav is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, smart lobster.

Kommisshav created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kommisshav, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kommisshav, he will be very unhappy.

Kommisshav's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Kommisshav's Holy Commandments

1. Kommisshav must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always help shrews in need.

3. Do not sprint in public.

4. Never paint your neck blue.

5. Always stare at clouds.