Cedquaggudveentontaf is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, slow swallow.

Cedquaggudveentontaf created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cedquaggudveentontaf, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cedquaggudveentontaf, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cedquaggudveentontaf's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Cedquaggudveentontaf's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cedquaggudveentontaf.

2. Never think ill of sick moths.

3. Never talk about aardvarks.

4. Run away from black whales, for they are unholy.

5. Do not shave your neck.