Xinzenwod is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, ill-tempered manatee.

Xinzenwod created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinzenwod, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Xinzenwod, it will not care at all.

Xinzenwod's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Xinzenwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Feed all hungry ants.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Xinzenwod must be the most important thing in your life.