Rigsaddunwot Cimdumcid is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awesome
yak.
Rigsaddunwot Cimdumcid created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rigsaddunwot Cimdumcid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Rigsaddunwot Cimdumcid, it will turn you into a giant snail.
Rigsaddunwot Cimdumcid's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.
Rigsaddunwot Cimdumcid's Holy Commandments1. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Never skip near grasshopers.
3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.
4. Never write about nebulae.
5. Never think about planets.