Doddidrow is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, intelligent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Doddidrow created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Doddidrow, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Doddidrow, she will make you grow a tail.

Doddidrow's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Doddidrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Never talk about spacetime near mites while wearing green ear rings.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near rats while wearing magenta coats and balancing four titanium spheres on your neck.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.