Nilteenvonditdadvag is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, charitable hedgehog.

Nilteenvonditdadvag created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nilteenvonditdadvag, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nilteenvonditdadvag, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nilteenvonditdadvag's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Nilteenvonditdadvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Do not consume grapes at dawn.

3. Never prepare gooseberries during winter.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.