Kenbatflap is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fast gerbil.

Kenbatflap created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kenbatflap, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kenbatflap, she will have a low opinion of you.

Kenbatflap's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Kenbatflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.