Tippadxem is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, uncaring goat.

Tippadxem created the world two years ago.

If you believe in Tippadxem, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tippadxem, it will laugh at you.

Tippadxem's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Tippadxem's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never feed nuts to ants while wearing hats.
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