Milveglag is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, compassionate
deer.
Milveglag created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Milveglag, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Milveglag, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Milveglag's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.
Milveglag's Holy Commandments1. Never think about special relativity near ducks while wearing gray dresses and balancing four zinc spheres on your chest.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Do not shave your back.
4. Always help rats in need.
5. Always pray immersed in water.