Milveglag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, compassionate deer.

Milveglag created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milveglag, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Milveglag, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Milveglag's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Milveglag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near ducks while wearing gray dresses and balancing four zinc spheres on your chest.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Always help rats in need.

5. Always pray immersed in water.