Hamhanort is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, kind goose.

Hamhanort created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hamhanort, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hamhanort, he will remove you from existence.

Hamhanort's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Hamhanort's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

5. Pray towards the east.