Camlakzog is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unfair hummingbird.

Camlakzog created light two years ago.

If you believe in Camlakzog, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Camlakzog, he will be very sad.

Camlakzog's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Camlakzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near doves while wearing indigo boots and balancing nine silver spheres on your face.

3. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.