Dodgabmutlibvogfem is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, irritating mole.

Dodgabmutlibvogfem created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Dodgabmutlibvogfem, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dodgabmutlibvogfem, she will turn you into a mouse.

Dodgabmutlibvogfem's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Dodgabmutlibvogfem's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Dodgabmutlibvogfem in the centre of the settlement.

4. Hide from mauve porpoises for they are unholy.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.