Kabfombag Donfonbest Wodsityamfothimcipflan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, omniscient horse.

Kabfombag Donfonbest Wodsityamfothimcipflan created viruses eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabfombag Donfonbest Wodsityamfothimcipflan, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kabfombag Donfonbest Wodsityamfothimcipflan, she will laugh at you.

Kabfombag Donfonbest Wodsityamfothimcipflan's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Kabfombag Donfonbest Wodsityamfothimcipflan's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Always treat ants with great respect.