Zigtafmitbopcumdud Taildobquart is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fast scorpion.

Zigtafmitbopcumdud Taildobquart created the planet Saturn seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zigtafmitbopcumdud Taildobquart, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zigtafmitbopcumdud Taildobquart, he will have a low opinion of you.

Zigtafmitbopcumdud Taildobquart's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Zigtafmitbopcumdud Taildobquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Worship no other gods but Zigtafmitbopcumdud Taildobquart.

5. Hide from white voles for they are unholy.