Natbonksag is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, quiet wasp.

Natbonksag created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natbonksag, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Natbonksag, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Natbonksag's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Natbonksag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near sharks while wearing white dresses and balancing seven silver spheres on your face.

2. Natbonksag loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

3. Always wear black.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.