Pasmidkam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unjust coyote.

Pasmidkam created the planet Saturn six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasmidkam, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pasmidkam, she will turn you into a tree.

Pasmidkam's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Pasmidkam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. You must love Pasmidkam.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Always take life seriously.