Queeginggar is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unjust wren.

Queeginggar created oxygen eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queeginggar, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Queeginggar, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Queeginggar's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Queeginggar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Worship no other gods but Queeginggar.

4. Queeginggar loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink alcohol.