Damnarkem is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, capable cobra.

Damnarkem created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Damnarkem, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Damnarkem, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Damnarkem's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Damnarkem's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Damnarkem four times a day.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never talk about nematodes.

4. Hide if seven pigs approach from the east.

5. Run away if three manatees approach from the south.