Nartpakfom is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, capable ant.

Nartpakfom created viruses two million years ago.

If you believe in Nartpakfom, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nartpakfom, she will turn you into a mouse.

Nartpakfom's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Nartpakfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Nartpakfom.

3. Never think about dark energy near mites while wearing brown rings and balancing three iron spheres on your chest.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Always stare at clouds.