Jinbinlag is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest yak.

Jinbinlag created a top quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Jinbinlag, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jinbinlag, she will not invite you to parties.

Jinbinlag's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Jinbinlag's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Whales are not to be trusted.

5. Do not sprint in public.