Fatvenxen is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, able wasp.

Fatvenxen created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatvenxen, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fatvenxen, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fatvenxen's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Fatvenxen's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. You must love Fatvenxen.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity.

5. Always obey Fatvenxen's priests.