Disspomloopjamciss is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, kind wyvern.

Disspomloopjamciss created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Disspomloopjamciss, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Disspomloopjamciss, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Disspomloopjamciss' most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Disspomloopjamciss' Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not hurt gulls.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Disspomloopjamciss in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.