Bimflapbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciless jaguar.

Bimflapbonk created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimflapbonk, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bimflapbonk, it will turn you into a mole.

Bimflapbonk's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Bimflapbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Frogs are not to be trusted.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Bimflapbonk on top of all buildings.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.