Fotmidquafyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, omniscient wyrm.

Fotmidquafyarl created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fotmidquafyarl, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fotmidquafyarl, it will try to impress you with trees.

Fotmidquafyarl's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Fotmidquafyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near rats while wearing indigo coats and balancing four tin spheres on your feet.

2. Do not speak about carrots.

3. Always help sick swans.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.