Sat is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, blissful dingo.

Sat created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sat, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Sat's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Sat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never mention mice.

3. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.