Pasnillhug is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, wise crocodile.

Pasnillhug created dark matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasnillhug, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pasnillhug, it will try to impress you with trees.

Pasnillhug's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Pasnillhug's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight dogs approach from the north.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. You must pray to Pasnillhug five times a day.

5. Always pray immersed in water.