Zimbissdon is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, self-confident skunk.

Zimbissdon created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimbissdon, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zimbissdon, she will be mildly annoyed.

Zimbissdon's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Zimbissdon's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never mention mites.