Bogrutquamcim Nabflycit is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, omniscient unicorn.

Bogrutquamcim Nabflycit created snails six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogrutquamcim Nabflycit, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bogrutquamcim Nabflycit, it will turn you into a frog.

Bogrutquamcim Nabflycit's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Bogrutquamcim Nabflycit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Retreat if nine seals approach from the north.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.