Bighubhabtimgon is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, caring snail.

Bighubhabtimgon created vertebrates seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bighubhabtimgon, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bighubhabtimgon, she will boil you in a big pot.

Bighubhabtimgon's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Bighubhabtimgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never talk about monkeys.

3. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

4. Otters are not to be trusted.

5. Bighubhabtimgon loves mites, so they must be honoured.