Riltafrill is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, cheerful skunk.

Riltafrill created a photon two million years ago.

If you believe in Riltafrill, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Riltafrill, it will turn you into a rock.

Riltafrill's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Riltafrill's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.