Tapveenjip is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, effective dryad.

Tapveenjip created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tapveenjip, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tapveenjip, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Tapveenjip's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Tapveenjip's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect nine copper sculptures of Tapveenjip on top of important buildings.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.