Babhigdap is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, deceitful human.

Babhigdap created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babhigdap, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Babhigdap, it will turn you into a snail.

Babhigdap's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Babhigdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near moths.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

4. Never talk about porpoises.

5. Always take life seriously.