Hindibrakgad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, irritating mink.

Hindibrakgad created Europe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hindibrakgad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Hindibrakgad, it will not invite you to parties.

Hindibrakgad's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Hindibrakgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about eukaryotes.

2. Always help dogs.

3. Feed all hungry eagles.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Hindibrakgad on top of all buildings.