Parklapjab is a god.

She takes the form of a small, amazing wyrm.

Parklapjab created time and space three million years ago.

If you believe in Parklapjab, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Parklapjab, she will think nothing of it.

Parklapjab's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Parklapjab's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are not to be trusted.

2. Do not resist chaos.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Heed all portents.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.