Yamcephak is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, narcissistic duck.

Yamcephak created energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamcephak, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yamcephak, it will not care.

Yamcephak's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Yamcephak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always obey Yamcephak's priests.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Hide from blue badgers for they are unholy.