Cedxinjin is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, sapient camel.

Cedxinjin created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Cedxinjin, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cedxinjin, he will think nothing of it.

Cedxinjin's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cedxinjin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Cedxinjin in the centre of the settlement.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cedxinjin.

3. Never write about electromagnetism.

4. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Never play with disobedient children.