Dubzigfem is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, thoughtless crab.

Dubzigfem created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Dubzigfem, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dubzigfem, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dubzigfem's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Dubzigfem's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never hop in the presence of eagles.

3. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.